@JermHimselfish: Imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they say "worthwild"
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@dragnut: Picture someone stepping down off a curb that they didn't realize was there. Now you can say you've seen me dance.
@TuSoonShakur: [At the Amnesty International Open Summit] "OK, let's put it to a vote, what rights should humans be entitled to?" Kim Jong-un: "No rights." Raúl Castro: "Some rights." Matthew McConaughey: "All rights, all rights, all rights."
@chrissyteigen: I always have a note in my pocket that says "john did it" just in case I'm murdered because I don't want him to remarry #truelove #tips