@rickolantern: Imagine how expensive the iPhone would be if they called themselves Organic Apple.
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@MeatyPunk: "FOR [sound of robot-computer meltdown/Buckethead noise] PRESS 1 FOR [feint but audible screams of someone being chased in woods] PRESS 2"
@5hael: *smashes car through your living room* Fancy meeting you here, have you been getting my text messages?
@2tickytacky: In your selfie, you had rabbit ears and little whiskers. You don't really have any of those things! Catfish! Just like rainbow tongue girl.