@AlexvanBeek: Imagine how much more useful Superman would've been if he'd helped people move their heavy furniture instead.
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@Token_Geezer: Nah mate, when the Americans talk about football they mean that silly game where the fat men dress up as Transformers
@Xoolun: When I was younger my dad showed me pictures of why to wear condoms during sex. The funny thing is, they were all pictures of me.
@amydillon: 85% of conversations with my mom is trying to figure out who the "she" in her story is.