@OhNoSheTwitnt: Imagine if Iron Man could do whatever an iron can. 🎶 Flattens shirts, with his heat. Gives your slacks a nifty pleat. 🎶
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@UnFitz: I give everyone nicknames because using real names is for people who can remember people's names.
@fridaycandy: I tell people that the secret ingredient in my cookies is "love" but it's actually "floor" .
@NYC_Blonde: Boys are cute how they're all "I like girls that don't wear heavy makeup" and "get down from that tree near my window or I'll call the cops"