@OhNoSheTwitnt: Imagine if Iron Man could do whatever an iron can. 🎶 Flattens shirts, with his heat. Gives your slacks a nifty pleat. 🎶
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@simoncholland: My GPS just told me to turn left into a cornfield and now I'm afraid it wants to murder me.
@Lpbinder: People who talk to themselves tend to be better lovers. Did you know that? Yes, I did know that. Thank you for asking.
@erikbransteen: Melania Trump doesn’t want to live in the same place as her husband. More than half of America feels the same way.