@riscfuture: Imagine if last names were invented now, so instead of “Smith” and “Baker,” we had “Frontenddeveloper” and “Socialmediaconsultant.”
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@NervousJr: Based on how many times I've dropped my phone, I'm gonna hold off on the whole baby thing.
@Coops_Bradley: That's a really big gun in your pants. And that's how you get out of a speeding ticket.
@minealone6: Saw a deer standing beside the highway this morning watching the traffic go by.Guess he was trying to figure out who's day he wanted to ruin