@SonOfCha: Imagine if you killed a shark then got reincarnated as a shark but the shark you killed was really popular & all the sharks knew it was you.
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@Mardigroan: There's black ice out there. Walk slowly with a wide stance while crouching and keep your arms away from your body for balance. I'm not sure if it will keep you safer but it's funny to think about you walking that way.
@patnspankme: Dentist: Mike, you really don't need to get undressed when you get in the chair. Me: Oh, no, it's no problem really. I don't mind.
@thatcarlygirl: "A car I've never seen before just parked outside. We're gonna die CAN YOU HEAR ME Jesus Christ you're not listening to me I said..." - Dogs
@Sickayduh: "Oooh look! Is that a comet?" - Well, actually the airport is real close by "Oh ok. Good idea. I'll call them and ask"