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@NotKevinSheedy: Imagine me riding a bike.
There's no seat.
@JohnHilsen: It's impossible to lick your elbow. You never let me. Please. I want this.
@melibuff: I asked him about his weekend, but apparently what happens in vagueness, stays in vagueness.
@YUCKYBOT: "Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you're a cop."
"I'm a cop."
"So you're a cop AND a gun dealer? Random, but okay let's do this shit"
@ArfMeasures: ME: I was having a juice cleanse between 6 & 8 p.m
COP: You don't need an alibi, you're not a suspect
ME: I know, I'm just telling everyone
@ChrisScarlette: We now return to 'CANADIAN SNIPER'
*canadian sniper shoots an enemy*
*canadian sniper yells 'sorry' from far away*