@canadasandra: Imagine me with poor grammar. Wrong. Worser.
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@lawking30: I photobombed my pal's passport photo & now they won't let him through customs unless I'm behind him waving my hands in the air like a putz.
@TheMichaelRock: Of course every kiss begins with k. That's how the English language works, stupid.