@garrettbarry70: Imagine meeting the girl of your dreams and then finding out that she eats spaghetti with a knife.
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@CornOnTheGoblin: honey I'm home wife: how was your first night class well [hangs up suit of armor] not good
@waydybee: whenever someone i know introduces me to someone else i say, "oh, this is the one u were talking about" &watch the awkward stares!
@bluntphilip: There's nothing more realistic in this world than a 26 year old couple on a house hunting tv show with a $1 million budget.