@Vice_Queen: Imagine meeting the person of your dreams and then finding out they use cutlery to eat a burger.
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@gamecox93: Now that I have an adult coloring book, most arguments with my 3 yr old are over fridge space.
@Plurmo: "What should we call the big finger?" "'Thumb' seems as good as any." "Impressive. What about this smallest one?" "PINKY!" "............."
@JimmySelfDest: Fight club. Only naps instead. Rules the same. Just no fights. Only secret, uninterrupted glorious naps.
@nicfit75: Considering "natural" childbirth? You wouldn't have a tooth pulled without painkillers, right? This is an 8lb tooth. From your crotch.