@Amusitr0n: Imagine the havoc if raccoons could fly. Rotund shadows grow larger over a pizza guy moments before he's swarmed by snarling, handsy demons.
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@Tups13: Don't hesitate when you come to a fork in the road. Be bold. Pick that fork up and take it home. Free cutlery!
@shopkins776: I'm scared some kid is going to break into my house and fleek me to death with a bae
@MummaCrazy: 10 just informed me that exercising releases inner-dolphins. If that's not a reason to exercise, then I don't know what is.
@Cali_Kid_Mike: "You clean up nicely", is just a polite way of saying, "You usually look like shit."