@TweetPotato314: imagine when the stars that make orion’s belt die and his pants fall down
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@OrangeFact: ME: You coming to the party? FRIEND: Will it be rad?- M: -ish. F: I guess I'll come. [Later at the radish party] F: I think I misunderstood
@Mindless4Miles: I ducked into a crowd of guys bro hugging as they left the bar, they didn't notice the stranger in their midst and I'm feeling so loved rn.
@Book_Krazy: Just because your kid says, "You're my hero" does not mean you can pick them up at school wearing a cape, apparently