@AndyRichter: Imagine you know a guy named Gary, & Gary calls his car the Garymobile & insists that you do, too. What I'm saying is Batman is a douche
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@shashaintl: I just owned you for three seconds. Possibly five if you're a slow reader. Up to ten if you read this again.
@mllebeckyrose: I'm sorry I slapped you but you didn't seem like you would ever stop talking and I panicked.
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