@JamesBarretts: Immediately after giving birth to me my mom was charged with crimes against humanity
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@pantsfaced: In a recent sleep study performed by clowns 9 out of 10 people didn't even know they were being watched.
@juliussharpe: Million dollar idea - an app that connects you with other people eating beef jerky in their car.
@TheTweetOfGod: The Apple Watch may become so addictive it keeps people from looking at what's truly important in life, like their iPhones.