@all_about_today: Immortality sounded great when I was 23, but now that I'm 38 it just sounds exhausting.
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@torrami: Doughnut boxes advertise "ZERO TRANS FAT" as if anyone buying a box of doughnuts cares about the nutritional content.
@Zhanny001: @funTweeters I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers
@PAT_E_ROCK: The water drought in California is so bad, that someone broke into my cousins house and stole his waterbed.
@trentistweeting: [turning off Shrek 2] well, i'd say that movie was shrekcellent! "trent, 1 more shrek pun and i'm divorcing you." oh karen, don't ogre-react