@all_about_today: Immortality sounded great when I was 23, but now that I'm 38 it just sounds exhausting.
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@_Tempo11: I buy reverse osmosis filtered alkaline water for my dog and he prefers to drink out of the lake.
@Breadery: There is nothing sadder than waking and turning to see the love of your life's face to find she has deflated in the night.
@Awk0Tacoo: I just found out that there's a dating site for people with mullets and the people who love them. Lol! *looks over shoulder* *signs up*