@all_about_today: Immortality sounded great when I was 23, but now that I'm 38 it just sounds exhausting.
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@sarahkendzior: Found newspaper from day my son was born. Originally saved so he could see news of that day. Now saving so he can see what a newspaper was.
@LostLettermen: In response to McDonald's pay with hugs campaign, Nationwide will allow you to pay for insurance with DEATH.
@lisaxy424: [in bed] Me: got a costume from the Princess Leia slave scene Him: omg yes Me: *disappears to change* *comes back dressed as Jabba the Hutt*