@all_about_today: Immortality sounded great when I was 23, but now that I'm 38 it just sounds exhausting.
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@mattsurely: "Oh my god I can't believe someone would pronounce my name exactly how it's spelled!!!" - people with stupid names
@CVTBaby: I don't really WANT to make bad choices; but I got here late and all the good choices were already taken.
@TwiCarlyGleeber: Zoos would be cooler if you had to fight each animal before you could see the next one