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@topaz_kell: [impatiently yells]

"What do I have to do to get a margarita around here??"

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

[impatiently yells]

“What do I have to do to get a margarita around here??”

And that’s when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

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