@BlindVigil: "Impeccable" sounds like a general immunity to crow attacks...
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@DestineyLynn: As I was going through my wallet for a second I thought I got robbed... And then I remembered I got gas.
@LosLos__: I never know what to do with my hands during pictures, so I get it gang members, I totally get it.
@jacquiewalters: "What should we name them?" Grapes "And what about these?" Grapefruits "I see. So one is a larger version of another?" Not at all "Perfect"
@Donna_McCoy: Reduce stage fright with a little vodka before the show. Bring enough vodka for everyone, and you won't even have to perform.