@Michael1979: Important new ad I stuck up in town today. Experts only, please.
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@mynameisntdave: JESUS: [picks up bread] this is my body JESUS: [picks up wine] this is my blood JESUS: [accidentally picks up his cat] this is my...cat
@LosLos__: My parenting book would be just a series of "Shhh" with different lengths and punctuation for various occasions.
@Im_Tricia: There's no way that Cinderella was treated like shit her entire life, then a prince tells her he loves her & she wasn't like "yeah right."