@Michael1979: Important notice I stuck on a bench in the park today.
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@khook32: If this cat doesn't stop trying to lick my plate, we're having Chinese for dinner tomorrow.
@SveldtSmelt: Talking to women is a lot like origami. I don't know where to start and I always end up screaming.
@SteussieErica: [6 ½ hour car ride] Me: I'm so sick of sitting I can't sit anymore. Also Me: *gets home and immediately sits on couch*
@gayIorswift13: At one of her meet and greets, Taylor Swift met a young boy who complimented her writing. He went on to say that he also wanted to be a writer, but his friends bullied him for it. Taylor made him promise to ignore them and follow his dreams. That boy’s name? William Shakespeare.