@Michael1979: Important notice I stuck on a bench in the park today.
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@QwertyJones3: "Wearing horizontal stripes will make you look bigger and really stand out." Young Waldo: (whispering) Some day I'll prove you wrong.
@JennInTheCorner: Little known fact: Fergie stopped making music cuz she ran out of words she knew how to spell.
@DBMaxP: Who said losing weight was difficult? "Hello Blood Center? How much longer before I can donate another pint?"
@musculardog: People change. Except for that homeless guy down the street. Pretty sure he's had the same clothes on since the 90's.