@BuckyIsotope: Important reminders
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@TheMichaelRock: [at interview] Her: In three words or less, tell me why we should hire you. Me: I'm good with numbers.
@SadMeterologist: My neighbors are organizing something called a "fun run". This shit never happened when I lived in my car.
@ericsshadow: My fashion sense has been described as "They probably won't let you in like that" and "Are those your pajamas?"