@BuckyIsotope: Important reminders
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@ChrisScarlette: [pizza delivery] Girl: Is there an other way I can pay you? *bites lip* uh HELL YEAH! *pulls out phone* see that RT button?
@PieChord: Wanna know what it's like being married? Chain yourself to a wild animal. Now kick the animal.
@DrDogMD: Patient: Doc, my stomach is killing me. DR DOG: *scratches chin* Have you tried eating grass?