@Mr_Mike_Clarke: Improve your DVD collection by simply attaching googly eyes!
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@laughandrun: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple thank you is all I need. Don't concern yourself with how I got in your house.
@robfee: Dang girl are you the American health care system because if I don't give you all my money you'd have no problem watching me die.
@TheTweetOfGod: Traditional marriage was between a boy's parents and a girl's parents. And maybe some cattle.