@Griffinreborn: In 2009 we lost Michael Jackson. Now we lost Neil Armstrong. We are running out of moon walkers
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@tastefactory: I accidentally touched the underside of a public toilet seat with my finger. Well, you had a good run, finger. *chainsaw sound*
@EndhooS: Ostrich: OMG SOMEONE KILLED MY DAD PLS HELP HE'S BEEN DECAPI- ...wait 911: *sigh* did he have - Ostrich: he had his head in the sand again
@prontopup: "'Earth' without 'the' is just 'ar'." - Pirates If you haven't seen "Earth without art is just eh" then you prolly didn't like this tweet.