@Griffinreborn: In 2009 we lost Michael Jackson. Now we lost Neil Armstrong. We are running out of moon walkers
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@NurseSeymour: You never really know how many inches you're gonna get or how long it'll last. Snow, maybe.
@Bob_Heller: You might want to read all of my tweets... so that when the movie comes out you can be all pompous and say the timeline was better.
@jake_likes_naps: Her: are you single? [flashback to 2011 where I tried to kiss a girl but she turned away and I kissed her cheek] Me: haha idk
@Discourt: I dream of a day when my toddler can poop and the entire neighborhood doesn't have to hear her say she's done.