@elle91: In 3rd grade the bus driver missed my house but I was too embarrassed to say anything so I got off at the last stop and started a new life.
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@yaboybillnye: SCIENCE FACT: if you took all of the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.
@revious: If you're going to give me dirty looks for being at the liquor store at 10, don't be open.
@MarionDowling: Sometimes I run across a room really fast so a spider sees me out of the corner of its eye and spends the evening worrying where I've gone.
@AlexEllisdon: Was very hungry when I made a wish to the genie I found in a lamp and I had a Freudian slip and now I'm a chicken magnet