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@Carbosly: [in a bar]
Him: Trouble is my middle name.
Me: wow... That's a stupid middle name. You must hate your parents.

Him: *breaks down crying

[in a bar]
Him: Trouble is my middle name.
Me: wow… That’s a stupid middle name. You must hate your parents.

Him: *breaks down crying

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