@gobmentcheese: In a crowded elevator, tell all the tall people they have to get in the back because you're going to take a group photo.
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@vanluvz1: I love the gym this time of year. The newbies make me look like a Victoria Secret model.
@Skullcat: Before this goes any further, it's important that I know your position on foreign films with subtitles.
@13spencer: A Florida police dog is being fired after biting two people; but to be fair, who wouldn't want to hurt people from Florida?
@WarrenHolstein: Burger King is preparing to introduce a new turkey burger. Pigeons are beginning to disappear.