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@Owl_Meat: [In a cucumber submarine]

1st mate: *inspecting leak* we're taking on saltwater captain

Cptn: hm yes looks like we're in quite the pickle

[In a cucumber submarine]

1st mate: *inspecting leak* we’re taking on saltwater captain

Cptn:  hm yes looks like we’re in quite the pickle

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