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@gaynorlsimpson: In a meeting.
Can I go first? Thanks.
Gets up and leaves.
@dhumann: Your call is important to us. Please continue to hold until your battery is dead.
@GuyEndoreKaiser: Oh you're sick? Let me weirdly list every other person I know who's sick.
@ohmygrapeness: Him: Toast me some bread please?
Me *raising wine glass
Here's to bread!
@iGreenMonk: "For God's sex, stop making fun of my English."
@thatUPSdude: Don't you hate when somebody gives you the finger in traffic and then you have to follow them home and loosen the lug nuts on their wheels.