@jazmasta: In a parallel universe, a group of sentient guitars groan as one guitar gets out a human at a party.
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@juliussharpe: A new study shows dolphins have great memory. Memories include "Swam in water" and "Ate".
@Eightinchgoat: Fun trick: Handcuff her and tell her you're taking her to 50 Shades of Grey. That way she can't escape when you go to The SpongeBob Movie.
@DanMentos: [guy from the 50s arrives in a time machine] "Who's president?" Barack Obama "Braco? Sounds Mexican" Nope "Whew" You might want to sit down