@jazmasta: In a parallel universe, a group of sentient guitars groan as one guitar gets out a human at a party.
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@ericacanrant: If your partner makes you sleep closest to the door, you are either the protector or bait for the zombies.
@Brianhopecomedy: Got really excited when my wife said she was going to teach me something new in the bedroom until she started folding a fitted sheet.
@realHamOnWry: The harder you slam the door walking out on an argument ...the more likely you have to go back inside for your car keys.