@jazmasta: In a parallel universe, a group of sentient guitars groan as one guitar gets out a human at a party.
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@just1fool: Beer:"You know what would be funny?" Me:"No. What?" Beer:"Really? Finish me and have four more then I'll ask again." Me:"Yes, sir."