@jazmasta: In a parallel universe, a group of sentient guitars groan as one guitar gets out a human at a party.
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@canadasandra: in hell your cat can talk and he openly judges you for everything he saw you doing when you were home alone
@Phook75: FACT: If you can trick a British person into saying "fortnight" they have to become your butler.
@LoriLuvsShoes: When I punish my 16 I don't take away her phone I take away her charger and then I watch the fear in her eyes as her battery dies. It's fun
@robfee: Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma? I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana