@mjkspeaks: In a parallel universe calories are trying to burn people.
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@TinyNietzsche: Irony walks into a bar the same time as a Coincidence. The bartender asks what they want? "Not to be confused with each other."
@ryangriffiths: I don't think people understand the potential ramifications when they say to me "just be yourself".
@iAmDelFreaky: Apparently, starting an impromptu game of leap frog with somebody bending over to tie their shoe is considered rude. Church is boring.