@mjkspeaks: In a parallel universe calories are trying to burn people.
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@thepunningman: wife: Can't we just buy a bigger catflap? me: [buttering the cat] We're not made of money, Karen
@IamEnidColeslaw: If a tree falls in the woods can I stand under it so I don't have to go to work tomorrow?
@aimlessamers: Listen to your instincts. Your gut is always right. It may be a little bloated sometimes...but it's right.