@FaisalAdam_: In a parallel universe, cartoons are watching us and thinking "how sad, they die if you drop an anvil on their heads..."
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@Junkyardigan: What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator. *drops mic* *deletes account*
@aspiringtoucan: BUT WHY THE HELL is it called BUG spray not disINSECTant *Walmart worker who I have in a headlock in aisle 4* Sir please stop I don't know
@NicestHippo: [getting fired from NASA] Is it because I kept saying "Technically we're already in space?"