@FaisalAdam_: In a parallel universe, cartoons are watching us and thinking "how sad, they die if you drop an anvil on their heads..."
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@BarndogKarck: Knew a guy who wore a shirt that just said "hentai" to work knowing his boss couldn't write him up without admitting he knew what hentai is
@angibangie: The last time my heart beat this fast I was at my boyfriend's parent's house and the toilet water was rising... -My best pickup line
@Parentpains: I don't make spelling and grammatical errors I invent new languages. You ignorant Count.
@JediGigi: I like Halloween because no one questions the human skulls I keep on my front porch as long as I put candles in them.