@Robert_Beau: In a parallel universe nobody can park.
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@Pro_Jones_: (NASA) HQ: Good launch everyone. Astronaut: Uhh what's that buzzing noise? NASA Prankster: Definitely rocket noise and not bees.
@TheToddWilliams: [house party] ME: Hey, can I get you a glass of wine?...a beer?...vodka? HER: Do you have anything nonalcoholic? ME: Uh...do you mean like a joint?