@TylerLinkin: In a parallel universe, one sock goes in the washer/dryer and two come out.
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@Dawn_M_: My friend got a tattoo of his wife's name so I guess he loves her as much as he loves barbed wire.
@QwertyJones3: Me: Oh my god, that cat is adorable! She's the cutest kitty I've ever seen! Cat: I just want to be friends.
@muffinlab: What behaviour immediately makes u suspicious of someone? 4 me it's when they extend their cape w/an arm, then obscure the lower face w/it.