@TylerLinkin: In a parallel universe, one sock goes in the washer/dryer and two come out.
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@NoogsCorner: Take Dr. Seuss, make him a black midget with chronic asthma and give him access to Urban Dictionary. Behold, Lil' Wayne.
@Vodkantots: Let It Snow is my favorite song about people who don't understand how weather works.
@ojedge: [cash4gold] Man in a coat: [holding gold bar] "How much is this worth?" "It's 25 carats…" [8 rabbits rustle excitedly beneath trench-coat]