@TylerLinkin: In a parallel universe, one sock goes in the washer/dryer and two come out.
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@dyldonot: "any questions for Mr. deGrasse Tyson?" [I knock over an old woman while sprinting to the mic] HOW DOES AIR CONDITIONING WORK IN SPACE?
@Great_JENetics: *found in the netflix horror section* "Mary has a secret that'll TEAR YOU APART" Movie name: Mary piranha
@Dawn_M_: Do you remember that creepy girl who stood behind you on a train 6 years ago and was smelling your hair? Hi!