@Sal0630: In a perfect world anyone that said they, “literally died,” would drop dead on the spot.
@TravLeBlanc: I wanna write a tweet that is so good that I can retire and just live off the retweets for the rest of my life.
@JohnnyCrash5: If my dog barks at you we can't be friends, also, I hate you too.
@DepecheALAmode: No, No, people. It's okay. I can make racist jokes. One of my best friends is a racist.
@lizetagge: Absence makes the heart want to fondle other people
@jokeymcjokeface: Celery was created by big dentist just to sell more dental floss.