@Sal0630: In a perfect world anyone that said they, “literally died,” would drop dead on the spot.
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@Jandalize: I'm not saying I don't like you, but if you had an open wound I'd hand you a salt shaker.
@CulturedRuffian: Paula Hawkins: What should I call my book about a girl on a train? Publicist: Let's call the guy who named the movie 'Snakes On A Plane'.
@1Happytwit: Whoever left me in charge of all this booze is going to have a lot to answer for tomorrow.
@FattMernandez: Don't trust anyone who wants to "get you out of your comfort zone." Why would you ever want to leave something called a comfort zone?!