@Sal0630: In a perfect world anyone that said they, “literally died,” would drop dead on the spot.
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@gwatts77: Just ordered a pizza from Papa Johns online ordering system & it asked me if I had any instructions for the driver. Yes, "Bring weed, bro"
@ericonederful: I was on a date and my credit card got declined. Her credit card got declined too. Then I knew I was in love.
@veggiefemme: My mom doesn't understand that powdered donuts are eaten over cd cases while in cars, and my friends love donuts, and that's why. (Not blow)