@Sal0630: In a perfect world anyone that said they, “literally died,” would drop dead on the spot.
@Whitnuts: CLOSE THE DOOR, YOU'RE LETTING ALL THE WIFI OUT
@AnOrangeSNES: *Buys a bunch of wooden letters*
Cashier: Feeling crafty?
Me: Nope, just trying to make a name for myself.
@jakefromstfarm3: A guy in Hawaii survived a shark attack while surfing by punching the shark in the face and I get scared to take a shower if I see a spider.
@markleggett: Congratulations on being the kind of person who corrects the grammar of others, unsolicited. You're the Microsoft Word Paperclip.