@WilliamAder: In a perfect world, the phrase "axe body spray" would only be used to refer to blood splatter patterns.
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@amydillon: Back-to-school tip for parents: while not explicitly forbidden, it is frowned upon to spray champagne on the hood of a departing school bus.
@jazmasta: "David you're late again!" "Sorry boss.." [cut to: me running on all fours through a forest chasing deer] "...traffic"