@pantsfaced: In a recent sleep study performed by clowns 9 out of 10 people didn't even know they were being watched.
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@IncrediblyRich: I'm going to skip home tonight because sometimes life is seriously brilliant. *throws confetti*
@B_poling82: Cop: Have you been drinking? Me: *sips beer Cop: That was stupid. Me: So was your question.
@LuckyLea13: I'm thankful for my Twitter family. Without you people, I'd still just be talking to myself