@That_Damn_Duck: In a recent survey 9 out of 10 bros actually chose Ho's over each other.
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@MisterBombay: If I were a fashion designer I wouldn't spend any money on advertising but rather pay old people to wear my competitor's clothing
@CourtneyBale: "Excuse me, do you validate parking?" I sure do, champ. *kisses your forehead* Your parking is second to none.
@Aspersioncast: I bet short people get really excited when they accidentally hit their head on things.