@That_Damn_Duck: In a recent survey 9 out of 10 bros actually chose Ho's over each other.
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@NYC_Blonde: I wish I was a baby so I could pass out in public with a bottle and no one would look twice.
@internetluke: [Joseph checking in to hotel] "Is there WiFi?" Only in the stable *later to Virgin Mary* "Honey, hotel was booked. Gotta stay in the stable"
@UnFitz: Her: What's your fantasy? Me: It involves peanut butter... Her: Mmmm. Where would you like me to put it? Me: *hands her bread*