@LoverOfComics94: In a survival situation, you can drink your own urine. Fortunately, my Wi-Fi came back on just as I was filling the can.
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@rachelle_mandik: him: are you going to scarborough fair? me: yeah. him: if you see my ex, ask her to make me a shirt and buy me some land? me: dude, wtf?
@BostonFanJosh: Q: What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike? A: The place they are aiming at.
@Bearslietoo: A fun thing to do is to tell a complete stranger that you met your boyfriend on Twitter and then show them a cat.