@LoverOfComics94: In a survival situation, you can drink your own urine. Fortunately, my Wi-Fi came back on just as I was filling the can.
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@cuckoo_cachu: Husband has fake roaches that he sets up around the house to scare the shit out of me 24/7. I'm putting out positive pregnancy tests. HA.
@shanethevein: The doctor asked if I was sexual active. I shook my head and said "Not in front of the wife".
@PLATINUM2000: Who said chivalry is dead, I open the door at least a hundred times a day for my cat and dogs.