@sweetg35: In alcohol’s defense, i've done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.
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@TheBoydP: The best thing about eating healthy food is all the incredible food you eat an hour later because you're so hungry...
@BillMc7: Geese and swans mate for life. And that explains why it's very common for geese and swans to fly into jet engines.
@lizetagge: Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles.