@sweetg35: In alcohol’s defense, i've done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.
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@llvvzz: If your problem can be solved by: Naps Cake Drugs Alcohol or Murder Then you don't really have a problem.
@SaraESpivey: Was just in an elevator with my ex, so I stopped at every floor to show him he was wrong on so many levels.
@AndyAsAdjective: Dog shampoo was on sale & cheaper than my normal shampoo so it looks like I'm going to have a shiny, healthy coat for the next few weeks.
@KentWGraham: Misery loves company. And from what I can tell, the company she loves is the one where I work.