@sweetg35: In alcohol’s defense, i've done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.
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@robfee: Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma? I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana
@Xoolun: Step 1 Change your wifi password to blowmefirst. Step 2 Wait for someone to ask for your wifi password.
@Sanbel11: Do you know that horrible feeling of guilt when you eat all your kids candy? Me neither.
@blacksab67: Sarah Palin being on a climate change panel with Bill Nye is like Sarah Palin being on a climate change panel with Bill Nye.