@sweetg35: In alcohol’s defense, i've done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.
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@TheRolo: [At a San Francisco Dance Club] *Grinds cute girl in a mini-skirt* Hey baby, what's your name? "Robert"
@Aspersioncast: Whatever happened to that little girl from The Ring, did she grow up to be Kristen Stewart?
@thatcarlygirl: What if I color on you? What if I run a truck along your back? Steal your toy? Throw a ball? Spit food at you? - My toddler, wooing the dog