@sweetg35: In alcohol’s defense, i've done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.
@DillDoes: *pours a bucket of water into the ocean*
You're free now
@AnkCoupleTO: Have single guys scared of the "Friend Zone" even heard of long-term relationships or marriage?
@BlairLoudly: A xenophobe eh? I'm scared of the warrior princess too but I wouldn't call it a phobia.
@KentWGraham: I set my GPS voice to Mom, and now when I miss a turn, it says “Your sister wouldn’t have missed that.”
@Sickayduh: Hey, guy who named the mustache
Hair lip was available