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@PaperWash: [in ambulance after being shot]

can we [coughs blood] stop at Taco Bell?

"Don't be stupid! [turns around while driving] of course we can"

[in ambulance after being shot]

can we [coughs blood] stop at Taco Bell?

“Don’t be stupid! [turns around while driving] of course we can”

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