@bea_ker: [in ambulance]
"Can you describe the snake that bit you?"
Yes it was like an angry rope
@BGH70: Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas 6 and crayfish 200. You're clearly not that complicated.
@ibid78: *slaps the shit out of a fish with a slightly larger, more confused fish*
@iTomFoolery: Tatum is Latin for potato.
Channing is from ancient times when someone brilliant was “The Chan”.
So Channing Tatum is a brilliant potato.
@Adam14: Her: I love it when we finish each other's
@Michael1979: New poster I stuck up at my local train station. I'm looking forward to catching up with everyone.