@BackrowSeats: In an alternate universe cats feed humans Lean Cuisines while muttering "I don't know how you eat that shit".
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@Shock_Monster: Hush little baby, Don't say a word. Daddy's gonna buy you a bunch of crap so he doesn't have to hear your incessant whining ya spoiled brat.
@garrettbarry70: There's nothing more exciting than waking up with a half eaten burger in your hand.
@noog: [meeting at amc network] “Okay so how can we make everyone in Walking Dead look like they smell even worse this season?”