@mantej: In an alternate universe somewhere, all the ducks are making white girl faces.
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@TheCatWhisprer: My toddler eats with her right hand but is ambidextrous when it comes to total destruction.
@chelliet22: I start conversations with my children by saying "Listen to me," to ensure they stop paying attention from the beginning.
@TheDailySchmuck: 1995: one day the Internet will allow all people access to the full breadth of human knowledge. 2016: *watching cat videos*