@AndrewChamings: In an alternate universe there is only one movie about falling in love, but thousands about swapping faces with John Travolta.
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@Snikoggs: [Job Interview] "It says in your CV that you are quick at mathematics. What is 17 X 19?" "36" "That's not even close" "But it was quick"
@JonBaker: [future] Kid: Grammar and spelling are stupid, dad! Why do I have to learn them anyway? Me: Internet arguments, mostly