@DancesWithTamis: In an incredible turn of events we've been informed that the zodiac killer has killed himself after being mistaken for Ted Cruz
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@AnOrangeSNES: I ate the worst cake of my life today, but then again that must have been why it was free at the urinal.
@moose_chocolate: "Carrie" is my favourite movie about how religious faith leads to supernatural mass murder.
@jdforshort: 4 is currently using scissors to whittle down a pencil. This will be a valuable skill if she ever goes to prison and needs to make a shank.