@RobDenBleyker: In an unexpected motion, Texas Republicans have voted to move midnight to 1am.
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@JoleenDoreen: A guy asked me out! Well, a guy asked me if I was going to be the same place he is. FINE, my boss called to see if I was coming to work.
@ShanaRose21: After reading some marriage tweets I'm beginning to suspect we all may have been married to the same person.
@Fred_Delicious: wait did that Australian guy say "meteorite" or "mate are ya alright?" *gets hit by a meteorite* "hey mate are ya alri... no you're dead*