@therealeatwood: In bed I’m like the Energizer Bunny: no one’s thought about me since 1997
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@RadOrDie: I gave my friend a gluestick instead of chapstick last weekend and she's still not talking to me.
@causticbob: My wife must be the slowest reader ever. I bought her a Kindle last Christmas and she still hasn't finished it.