Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

If bad ads/pop-ups are redirecting you, please take a screenshot and email it to [email protected]. Help us keep the site clean!

@AdamTheLobster: [In bed with gf]
"Do you have any fantasies?"
Yeah, one. You know your friend Sarah, the hot one?
"Yes.. why?"
I want to hit her with my car

[In bed with gf]
“Do you have any fantasies?”
Yeah, one. You know your friend Sarah, the hot one?
“Yes.. why?”
I want to hit her with my car

COMMENTS