@SarahMJade: Remember kids, you only burn in hell if you are religious.

@shatty48: Great! I just wet my pants. Now people are gonna think I spilled my drink on myself.

@Book_Krazy: Me: *showing the priest a gif of a dog chasing his tail* Haha it's like he never stops Priest: Ok but I said "Bring the GIFTS to the alter"

@elizabeth_fels: [Club] Me: *has debilitating crush on a nerd* Nerd: What you feel is a burst of norepinephrine increasing arousal and focus- Me: *swoons*

@neerjagurnani: Got paired with a classmate for a Criminal law Project, so I guess now we're partners in crime.