@Robert_Beau: In Canada alcoholics go to EhEh meetings.
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@Jesssicle: Family dinner. I was halfway through my 2nd egg roll before I realized everyone else at the table had been praying for the last 7 minutes.
@nedostup: I can't stand lactose intolerant people who work at ice cream parlors. They can dish it out but they can't take it.