@RatBatallion: In Canada, Miles Davis is known as Kilometers Davis.
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@abbycohenwl: I need an aggressive dog-barking sound on my phone, for whenever anyone knocks on the bathroom door when I'm in there
@NightTraumaDoc: Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
@JohnLyonTweets: "Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?" I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.